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OnHiatus.com
Tony's Spot on the Web
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Last modified: Monday, January 24, 2022.
This is the One Million Six Hundred Seventy Thousand Seven Hundred Fifteenth view. Seattle Time is: 15:56:32, 11/10/2026 |
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April 1997 - July 2001:
The Grand Hiatus 4¼ Years / 77 Countries / 4,725 Beers 6,000+ Photos / 300,000 Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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June - August 2002:
Micronesia Revisited 8 Weeks / 6 Islands / 1 Surgery 700 Photos / 14,000+ Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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About Me A little about me |
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The Moon Currently: 1.8% full 1d, 6h, 32m old 401894km away |
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Five Random Quotes Random quotes from my collection |
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Search Quote List Search my collection of quotes |
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OnHiatus Software Obsolete software I wrote on the road |
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A random quote
"How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?" Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's inside, you take one, bite off about two-thirds of it, then say: "This is cheese! I hate cheese!" Then you put the rest of it back on the tray and bite another one and go, "Darn it! Another cheese!" and so on.
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