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OnHiatus.com
Tony's Spot on the Web
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Last modified: Monday, January 24, 2022.
This is the One Million Six Hundred Twenty One Thousand First view. Seattle Time is: 03:30:02, 09/14/2026 |
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April 1997 - July 2001:
The Grand Hiatus 4¼ Years / 77 Countries / 4,725 Beers 6,000+ Photos / 300,000 Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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June - August 2002:
Micronesia Revisited 8 Weeks / 6 Islands / 1 Surgery 700 Photos / 14,000+ Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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About Me A little about me |
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The Moon Currently: 10.2% full 3d, 1h, 12m old 393570km away |
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Five Random Quotes Random quotes from my collection |
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Search Quote List Search my collection of quotes |
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Privacy About You: Your IP is 216.73.216.108 |
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OnHiatus Software Obsolete software I wrote on the road |
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A random quote
Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year? Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children open their old-fashioned presents. Your 11-year-old son: "What the heck is this?" You: "A spinning top! You spin it around, and then eventually it falls down. What fun! Ha, ha!" Son: "Is this a joke? Jason Thompson's parents got him a computer with two disk drives and 128 kilobytes of random-access memory, and I get this cretin TOP?" Your 8-year-old daughter: "You think that's bad? Look at this." You: "It's figgy pudding! What a treat!" Daughter: "It looks like goat barf."
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