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OnHiatus.com
Tony's Spot on the Web
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Last modified: Monday, January 24, 2022.
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April 1997 - July 2001:
The Grand Hiatus 4¼ Years / 77 Countries / 4,725 Beers 6,000+ Photos / 300,000 Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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June - August 2002:
Micronesia Revisited 8 Weeks / 6 Islands / 1 Surgery 700 Photos / 14,000+ Miles (Photos / Countries / Maps) |
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About Me A little about me |
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The Moon Currently: 73.4% full 19d, 20h, 43m old 369324km away |
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OnHiatus Software Obsolete software I wrote on the road |
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A random quote
... Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to get it over with as quickly as possible, because the longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally. For example: "Frosty the Snowman" is about a snowman who befriends some children, plays with them until they learn to love him, then melts. And "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" is about a young reindeer who, because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity? Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a tail. So unless you want your children exposed to this kind of insensitivity, you should shop quickly.
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