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Five Random Quotes
Last modified: Thursday, January 24, 2013.
This is the Five Hundred Twelve Thousand Thirtieth view since 02/07/97.
Kids have never taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
       --Dave Barry, Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do [159/1855]
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
       --Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President (1809-1865) , [878/1855]
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
       --Tom Robbins, Author, [1119/1855]
The perfect civil servant is the man who has a valid objection to any possible solution.
       --A.H. Heats, May 16, 1965 [702/1855]
What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
       --William Shakespear, Hamlet, Hamlet, Act II, scene 2 [1162/1855]
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