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Five Random Quotes
Last modified: Thursday, January 24, 2013.
This is the Five Hundred Fifteen Thousand One Hundred Sixty Third view since 02/07/97.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
       --Steven Wright, [1530/1855]
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
       --H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916) , [991/1855]
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
       --Anonymous, [1645/1855]
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
       --Anonymous, [1839/1855]
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
       --Anonymous, [1586/1855]
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