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Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. ... It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.
       --Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary [243/1855]
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
       --Ashleigh Brilliant, [274/1855]
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
       --Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835-1910), [1434/1855]
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
       --H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) , Notebooks, 1956 [949/1855]
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
       --Steel City News, [1217/1855]
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